Monday, September 17, 2007

The Next Big Thing


About a week ago, this picture was leaked on the Internet and rumors says that it was High School Musical's star Vanessa Ann Hudgens. Earlier, http://www.tmz.com/ confirmed that yes, it was the angelic half-Filipina teen star who was in the picture and the teen star herself already apologized for what Disney said to be "a lapse in judgment"-making her a real PINAY (quite ARROYO-sque).


My Personal Opinion: Here is a simple FORMULA I made for teen stars and hollywood actresses like Vanessa in order for them to understand what could be the result of their actions and what could be done to prevent it. This is a new psychological behavior many researchers are trying to discover and I'm leaking out these simple notes.


Formula:




NUDE PICS or DDRUNK DRIVING + CAR ACCIDENTS or ADDITIONAL CONTRABAND
is equal to
Freaky Mean Loaded Hyperactivity Disorder

Above is a very simple pathophysiology of FMLHD. Adverse effects are being caught by the Police and charged Driving Under Influence (DUI) of Alcohol, partying all night with fellow "common people"(see Lohan, Hilton and Richie) and cancelling shows and appearing and being criticized publicly because of confusion and loss of energy. the worst effect would be death and suicide.

Some notable personalities suffering of FMLHD:


Britney Spears (after breaking-up with Justin Timberlaloo) - definitely the famous among them all.

Princess Diana - She is definitely the Monarchy's Biggest Headache. If Britney is the famous one, the People's Princess is the fairest of them all.

Paris Hilton (etiologic agent unidentified)-

Nicole Richie (genetic cause)-adopted daughter of Lionel Richie; one word "HELLO!"

Vanessa Ann Hudgens (incoming)- the Filipina is set to be the Next Big Thing in Hollywood's paparazzi world since Lindsay Lohan.

Amy Winehouse - blame the inner child. harhar

Anna Nicole Smith- may she Rest in Peace. Period.

The good thing about FMLHD is that it could still be treated by simply altering the formula for beginners and incoming patients like Vanessa Hudgens. Its etiologic agent is still unknown so better keep an eye on yourself for you to be able to track if you are developing or having that kind of behavior. Another treatment is enrolling yourself to some REHABS like what most of the people above have done. The worst case is the one on Anna Nicole Smith as it Resulted to death.

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